When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news
When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news
The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do.
The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face, with the chair
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things.. alone.
I know everything happens for a reason, but sometimes I wish I knew what that reason was.
I smile. Because I have no idea what's going on.
TODO: Everything I didn't do.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
I hate two faced people, It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.