The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap stay safe eat cake.
No WIFI. Talk to each other!
Call your MOM! Pretend it's 1993!
Damned if you do.. Damned if you don't..!!
"I don't have time" is just the grown-up version of "My dog ate my homework"
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
The best way to fill time is to waste it.
There is no such thing as a failed experiment only experiments with unexpected outcomes.
Always borrow money from a pessimist, he won't expect it back.
I like you a lottle. It's like a little, except a lot.
If someone breaks your heart, just punch them in the face. Seriously. Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.