When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news
Some people just need a high-five. In the face, with the chair
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Good friends don't let you do stupid things.. alone.
I smile. Because I have no idea what's going on.
TODO: Everything I didn't do.
Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.
I hate two faced people, It's so hard to decide which face to slap first.
If "Plan A" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters!
It's so funny how the people who know the least about you, have the most to say.